An Allegory About the American Electorate

"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn) 10/25/2019 at 10:36 • Filed to: Calvin & hobbes

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By Calvin.

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > ttyymmnn 10/25/2019 at 10:40

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That’s giving a lot of credit to the American electorate since Calvin at least acknowledges he doesn’t know anything

ttyymmnn > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 10/25/2019 at 10:41

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That’s a fair point. 

WilliamsSW > ttyymmnn 10/25/2019 at 10:42

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You misspelled “American People”

InFierority Complex > ttyymmnn 10/25/2019 at 10:47

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I feel like Calvin would be into bats?

For Sweden > ttyymmnn 10/25/2019 at 10:52

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We let people who choose crossovers over minivans vote

That’s not ok

shop-teacher > For Sweden 10/25/2019 at 10:56

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Hey now, I resemble that!

shop-teacher > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 10/25/2019 at 10:56

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This is quite true.

fintail > ttyymmnn 10/25/2019 at 11:00

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ttyymmnn > InFierority Complex 10/25/2019 at 11:02

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You would think.

ttyymmnn > shop-teacher 10/25/2019 at 11:03

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Me too!

ttyymmnn > For Sweden 10/25/2019 at 11:03

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I have a minivan.....

For Sweden > ttyymmnn 10/25/2019 at 11:04

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Then we will permit you to vote

AdverseMartyr > For Sweden 10/25/2019 at 11:09

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To be fair those of us who grew up in the 80-90s have some trauma from the horrible designs of minivans then. 

Ash78, voting early and often > ttyymmnn 10/25/2019 at 11:10

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Who needs to know anything when you can just Google it?

--93% of all people

Camshaft Chris: Skyline/McLaren/Porsche Fanboy > For Sweden 10/25/2019 at 11:21

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#vanlife

Camshaft Chris: Skyline/McLaren/Porsche Fanboy > For Sweden 10/25/2019 at 11:23

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Wait, what if we have both a minivan AND a crossover? I just have a minivan, but I have some friends who have one of each and they’re people I trust to make intelligent choices at the polls.

For Sweden > Camshaft Chris: Skyline/McLaren/Porsche Fanboy 10/25/2019 at 11:26

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In that circumstance , you should have two vans

DipodomysDeserti > ttyymmnn 10/25/2019 at 11:27

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I don’t know why this image exists, but it seems extremely appropriate.

ttyymmnn > DipodomysDeserti 10/25/2019 at 11:31

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That’s awesome.

DipodomysDeserti > ttyymmnn 10/25/2019 at 11:38

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Someone needs to make one where Trump is Thompson and Giuliani is the lawyer.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > For Sweden 10/25/2019 at 11:51

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Crossovers are just minivans with hinged doors, high floors, and butch design to look like SUVs (which they’re not).

RallyWrench > ttyymmnn 10/25/2019 at 12:04

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I was reading/introducing my Calvin & Hobbes compilation to the kids last night, and every couple of strips I just had to pause for a second and think, “Damn, this is now”.  

MrSnrub > ttyymmnn 10/25/2019 at 12:16

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There’s probably a metaphor to be found here as well

ttyymmnn > MrSnrub 10/25/2019 at 12:29

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“Chowderhead” is such a great insult.

Tekamul > For Sweden 10/25/2019 at 14:11

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EVERYONE deserves to v ote.

Maybe we just shouldn’t count them all...

Spanfeller is a twat > WilliamsSW 10/25/2019 at 14:15

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Nah, it’s people in general....

WilliamsSW > Spanfeller is a twat 10/25/2019 at 14:18

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Yeh, true.

Dogsatemypants > MrSnrub 10/25/2019 at 14:54

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Extra set of legs and antenna drawn in with sharpie?